Dear unemployed dude who moved in with his elderly mother-in-law next door,
It really sucks that you lost your job in the Big City and had to move in with your mother-in-law in podunkville. I'm sure your life isn't exactly fabulous right now. However, your goddamned barking dog is driving me nuts, and I'm about to lose my shit. Particularly when you decide to grill out at 9 pm on a weeknight, simultaneously letting your dog sit out there with you and bark. 5 pm, that barking is annoying, but I get it - it's nice out, and I have no right to impinge on your use of your family's property (given that you sometimes attempt to shut that thing up). 9 pm, not cool. Please, for the sake of my sanity, move the fuck out.
8 hours ago