Ok, crazy editor people, if you ask me to write a review article, you have to know what you want, and then you have to still want that same thing six months later. You also need to get your editorial asses in gear before someone else writes the same review. In addition, I would appreciate it if your standards for the visual elements of the paper did not match those of an introductory textbook. I'd be more than happy to get you relevant photographs from all over the world, provided you fund those expeditions; otherwise, you're stuck with things I've actually seen and taken pictures of.
Note to self and others: don't agree to write review articles for "educational" publications that only vaguely fit into your field of inquiry.
8 hours ago