timelines

The time it takes me to get extremely cranky due to....

Lack of food: 16 hours
Lack of exercise: 3 days
Lack of showers: 6 days
Lack of adequate sleep: 3 weeks
Lack of travel: 3 months
Lack of haircuts: 9 months

Zumba: 15 minutes

I am apparently not the intended audience. I'm pretty sure you have to be able to dance.